Now you Bobby Seay me, Now you don't

Didn't you miss my clever titles?
It's been forever and a day folks, but spring training is finally upon us. I think this was the fastest offseason in recent memory. At the moment I have a million papers to write (midterm week!), but as soon as I'm finished I will post much more, including pictures from Lakeland from the greatest resource in Florida, HueyTaxi.

Until then, I leave you with this:

Magglio is gonna have to french braid that mop by the end of the season if this keeps up!